"Psychologist: Moussaoui Conduct Abnormal"--headline, Associated Press, April 18

I dont see why.  Everyone I know dreams of flying planes into buildings.

"Egg Roll Includes Gay Parents"--headline, Register-Guard (Eugene, Ore.), April 18

I think I will stick with the Shrimp ones.

"Experts Suggest Spacing Pregnancies"--headline, Associated Press, April 18

A bit drastic way to reduce population growth by shipping the pregnant into outer space.

"U.S. Records Drastic Decline in Death Rate"--headline, Associated Press, April 19

I wonder where all these immortals are?

"Americans Are Suddenly Dying Less Often, Data Suggest"--headline, Star-Ledger (Newark, N.J.), April 20

And the ones who are dying are just doing it fewer times?

"Class-Action Status Sought in Teflon Suit"--headline, Associated Press, April 20

Maybe they did not want any charges to stick to them?

"Attorney Proclaims Client's Innocence"--headline, Orange County (Calif.) Register, April 20

That is news?

"Young Could Face Death"--headline, Portsmouth (Ohio) Daily Times, April 21

The old too.

"Scientists May Have Discovered Cure for Alfalfa Pest"--headline, Associated Press, April 21

Spanky now has Darla all to himself.