I am way over the limit on patience on those cards!  I am canceling them all!  They are effing morons and I am tired of them!

first they bought out a company I really liked. Then they started jerking me around on the due date, often giving me less than 1 week to pay.  OK, I can deal with that.  Then a netscammer gets our card and decides to ride the horse!  A effing Hoodia scam! (my wife fell victim).  After 3 days of trying to get this crap returned, and telling this moronic company that we did not order and the company wont talk to us. where are we?

No Effing where (I really want to use the real word but wont in case the ladies read this)!

This is now Wednesday and they are still jerking me around.  The 'company' still wont talk to me (as if I could send it back), and I am mad as hell and not going to take it any more!

Nor will either of them get their money.  The card is now canceled.  I will pay the final bill less the disputed charge.  And dare those b-tards to come after me!  I got documentation you sorry pieces of pig poo!

Want to sully my credit record?  Go ahead!  My wife works for a lawyer and your petard is fescue and I am the automated scythe!

As the General said, get off of my LZ!

Eff-tards!