"Rice Arrives in China"--headline, Asian News International, March 20 Isn't that like shipping sand to the Middle East? "Early Classes Could Deprive Teens of Sleep, Experts Say"--headline, KVOA Web site (Tucson, Ariz.), March 21 We need Experts to tell us that?  WOW!  I guess Johnny really cant think! "Hitler Was Personally Behind Holocaust, Book Says"--headline, Reuters, March 22 Can I get a D? D Can I get a U? U   Can I get an H? H  ...

"Rice Arrives in China"--headline, Asian News International, March 20 Isn't that like shipping sand to the Middle East? "Early Classes Could Deprive Teens of Sleep, Experts Say"--headline, KVOA Web site (Tucson, Ariz.), March 21 We need Experts to tell us that?  WOW!  I guess Johnny really cant think! "Hitler Was Personally Behind Holocaust, Book Says"--headline, Reuters, March 22 Can I get a D? D Can I get a U? U   Can I get an H? H  ...

"Document: Bin Laden Evaded U.S. Forces"--headline, Associated Press, March 22 We need a document to know that? "Rice Porridge Ritual Predicted Major Quake in Japan"--headline, Agence France-Presse, March 21 Damn our new Sec. or State has a lot of talents! "Light Spotted From Beyond Solar System"--headline, Associated Press, March 22 I thought that was what we called stars?????? "Church to Play Next 'Spider-Man' Villain"--headline, FoxNews.com, March&nb...

"Document: Bin Laden Evaded U.S. Forces"--headline, Associated Press, March 22 We need a document to know that? "Rice Porridge Ritual Predicted Major Quake in Japan"--headline, Agence France-Presse, March 21 Damn our new Sec. or State has a lot of talents! "Light Spotted From Beyond Solar System"--headline, Associated Press, March 22 I thought that was what we called stars?????? "Church to Play Next 'Spider-Man' Villain"--headline, FoxNews.com, March&nb...

"Ex-Con Running From Police Dies in Fall"--headline, WINS-AM Web site (New York), March 24 Why did they wait 6 months to report it?  Wasn't it news in the fall as well? "Shooter Seemed to Target Victims, Teen Says"--headline, Boston Globe, March 25 WOW!  Really?  He did not target non victims?  Goorrrllleeeee "BP: Texas Plant 'Safe,' Death Toll at 15"--headline, Reuters, March 24 Wonder what the death toll would be at an unsafe plant? "T...

"Ex-Con Running From Police Dies in Fall"--headline, WINS-AM Web site (New York), March 24 Why did they wait 6 months to report it?  Wasn't it news in the fall as well? "Shooter Seemed to Target Victims, Teen Says"--headline, Boston Globe, March 25 WOW!  Really?  He did not target non victims?  Goorrrllleeeee "BP: Texas Plant 'Safe,' Death Toll at 15"--headline, Reuters, March 24 Wonder what the death toll would be at an unsafe plant? "T...

"Library for Blind Sees No Patrons in 9 Months"--headline, China Daily (Beijing), March 24 Betcha the patrons did not see any libraries either! "Minority Firm Led by a Dead Woman: County reviews company's qualifications for program"--headline, Chicago Tribune, March 26 Qualifications for Program?  They should check out the Qualifications of a dead woman running a company!  

"Library for Blind Sees No Patrons in 9 Months"--headline, China Daily (Beijing), March 24 Betcha the patrons did not see any libraries either! "Minority Firm Led by a Dead Woman: County reviews company's qualifications for program"--headline, Chicago Tribune, March 26 Qualifications for Program?  They should check out the Qualifications of a dead woman running a company!  

Swank fined for bearing forbidden fruit - CNN.com - March 29, 2005 Did she give birth to an Apple? Swarming Sharks Close Florida Beaches - Foxnews - Wednesday, March 30, 2005 And who gave them the Authority? I thought that was the sole Authority of Chief Brody. "Schiavo Losing Weight, Her Parents' Attorney Says"--headline, Internet Broadcasting Systems, March 28 We need an attorney to tell us that?  Guess Common sense is against the law now. "College Faculties a Most ...

Swank fined for bearing forbidden fruit - CNN.com - March 29, 2005 Did she give birth to an Apple? Swarming Sharks Close Florida Beaches - Foxnews - Wednesday, March 30, 2005 And who gave them the Authority? I thought that was the sole Authority of Chief Brody. "Schiavo Losing Weight, Her Parents' Attorney Says"--headline, Internet Broadcasting Systems, March 28 We need an attorney to tell us that?  Guess Common sense is against the law now. "College Faculties a Most ...

Upon Learning that the Pope was on a feeding tube, Michael Schiavo declared he would take it to court and file an amicus brief ti have the tube removed. "What is good for the gander, is good for the goose." Michael declared of his actions. A strong death proponent, he has stated that no one should suffer with a feeding tube stuck in them as it is cruel and unusual punishment.  Where as "starvation and dehydration is much more Humane. After the death of his wife, Michael has also st...

Upon Learning that the Pope was on a feeding tube, Michael Schiavo declared he would take it to court and file an amicus brief ti have the tube removed. "What is good for the gander, is good for the goose." Michael declared of his actions. A strong death proponent, he has stated that no one should suffer with a feeding tube stuck in them as it is cruel and unusual punishment.  Where as "starvation and dehydration is much more Humane. After the death of his wife, Michael has also st...

"Report: Three Panthers Filled Steroid Prescriptions With S.C. Doctor"--headline, Associated Press, March 29 The Pharmacist shortage is getting severe when they have to resort to cats to do the work! "Philip Morris to Pay $18.8 in Smoking Case"--headline, Associated Press, March 29 Anyone got change for a twenty? "Harvard Study: Hitler Held Grudges, Craved Attention"--headline, Associated Press, March 29 Can I get a big DUH!  No wonder they are slamming th...

"Report: Three Panthers Filled Steroid Prescriptions With S.C. Doctor"--headline, Associated Press, March 29 The Pharmacist shortage is getting severe when they have to resort to cats to do the work! "Philip Morris to Pay $18.8 in Smoking Case"--headline, Associated Press, March 29 Anyone got change for a twenty? "Harvard Study: Hitler Held Grudges, Craved Attention"--headline, Associated Press, March 29 Can I get a big DUH!  No wonder they are slamming th...

From the LA Times, a correction: An article in Tuesday's California section about hazing at Cal State Chico mistakenly said that a pledge to a fraternity at nearby Butte Community College died of alcohol poisoning. He did not die but was hospitalized. The article also said Chico has a population of 35,000; according to the city, the population is 71,317. In addition, University President Paul Zingg was quoted saying the school would shut down its Greek system if problems with hazing did not...