With all the horror and death and destruction in the world, it is good to take some time out for a little humor now and then. Today we bring you the "Anti-Banana" society!  Most would not even think of how evil they are, but we have it on the best of authroity that he following are actual factoids! Q: What do bananas, Hitler, and Napoleon have in common? A: Everything. Q: What did the banana say to the orange? A: You will die you orange bastard. Q: How do you spell b...

With all the horror and death and destruction in the world, it is good to take some time out for a little humor now and then. Today we bring you the "Anti-Banana" society!  Most would not even think of how evil they are, but we have it on the best of authroity that he following are actual factoids! Q: What do bananas, Hitler, and Napoleon have in common? A: Everything. Q: What did the banana say to the orange? A: You will die you orange bastard. Q: How do you spell b...

Ok, I am familiar with the story, so I do know what the author meant.  But come on!  Dont you think those guys getting paid mucho dinero can phrase it better? Selig to Testify on Steroids I hope he stops using them soon!

Ok, I am familiar with the story, so I do know what the author meant.  But come on!  Dont you think those guys getting paid mucho dinero can phrase it better? Selig to Testify on Steroids I hope he stops using them soon!

Gibson Resurrects 'The Passion' with Less Gore   Gibson is bringing back Lesley "It's my Party and I will Cry if I want to" Gore for the movie?

Gibson Resurrects 'The Passion' with Less Gore   Gibson is bringing back Lesley "It's my Party and I will Cry if I want to" Gore for the movie?

"McGwire Mum on Steroids"--headline, Oakland Tribune, March 18 Is his dad on Estrogen? "Pilot Ejects Safely After F-16 Crashes at Nellis Air Force Base"--headline, Associated Press, March 18 Why eject after a crash? Did he still get to 'walk away'?  

"McGwire Mum on Steroids"--headline, Oakland Tribune, March 18 Is his dad on Estrogen? "Pilot Ejects Safely After F-16 Crashes at Nellis Air Force Base"--headline, Associated Press, March 18 Why eject after a crash? Did he still get to 'walk away'?  

"Rice Arrives in China"--headline, Asian News International, March 20 Isn't that like shipping sand to the Middle East? "Early Classes Could Deprive Teens of Sleep, Experts Say"--headline, KVOA Web site (Tucson, Ariz.), March 21 We need Experts to tell us that?  WOW!  I guess Johnny really cant think! "Hitler Was Personally Behind Holocaust, Book Says"--headline, Reuters, March 22 Can I get a D? D Can I get a U? U   Can I get an H? H  ...

"Rice Arrives in China"--headline, Asian News International, March 20 Isn't that like shipping sand to the Middle East? "Early Classes Could Deprive Teens of Sleep, Experts Say"--headline, KVOA Web site (Tucson, Ariz.), March 21 We need Experts to tell us that?  WOW!  I guess Johnny really cant think! "Hitler Was Personally Behind Holocaust, Book Says"--headline, Reuters, March 22 Can I get a D? D Can I get a U? U   Can I get an H? H  ...

"Document: Bin Laden Evaded U.S. Forces"--headline, Associated Press, March 22 We need a document to know that? "Rice Porridge Ritual Predicted Major Quake in Japan"--headline, Agence France-Presse, March 21 Damn our new Sec. or State has a lot of talents! "Light Spotted From Beyond Solar System"--headline, Associated Press, March 22 I thought that was what we called stars?????? "Church to Play Next 'Spider-Man' Villain"--headline, FoxNews.com, March&nb...

"Document: Bin Laden Evaded U.S. Forces"--headline, Associated Press, March 22 We need a document to know that? "Rice Porridge Ritual Predicted Major Quake in Japan"--headline, Agence France-Presse, March 21 Damn our new Sec. or State has a lot of talents! "Light Spotted From Beyond Solar System"--headline, Associated Press, March 22 I thought that was what we called stars?????? "Church to Play Next 'Spider-Man' Villain"--headline, FoxNews.com, March&nb...

"Ex-Con Running From Police Dies in Fall"--headline, WINS-AM Web site (New York), March 24 Why did they wait 6 months to report it?  Wasn't it news in the fall as well? "Shooter Seemed to Target Victims, Teen Says"--headline, Boston Globe, March 25 WOW!  Really?  He did not target non victims?  Goorrrllleeeee "BP: Texas Plant 'Safe,' Death Toll at 15"--headline, Reuters, March 24 Wonder what the death toll would be at an unsafe plant? "T...

"Ex-Con Running From Police Dies in Fall"--headline, WINS-AM Web site (New York), March 24 Why did they wait 6 months to report it?  Wasn't it news in the fall as well? "Shooter Seemed to Target Victims, Teen Says"--headline, Boston Globe, March 25 WOW!  Really?  He did not target non victims?  Goorrrllleeeee "BP: Texas Plant 'Safe,' Death Toll at 15"--headline, Reuters, March 24 Wonder what the death toll would be at an unsafe plant? "T...

"Library for Blind Sees No Patrons in 9 Months"--headline, China Daily (Beijing), March 24 Betcha the patrons did not see any libraries either! "Minority Firm Led by a Dead Woman: County reviews company's qualifications for program"--headline, Chicago Tribune, March 26 Qualifications for Program?  They should check out the Qualifications of a dead woman running a company!