REWARD OFFERED A REWARD OF 500 MICROFARADS IS OFFERED FOR THE INFORMATION LEADING TO THE ARREST OF HOP-A-LONG CAPACITY. THIS UNRECTIFIED CRIMINAL ESCAPED FROM A WESTERN PRIMARY CELL WHERE HE HAD BEEN CLAMPED IN IONS AWAITING THE GAUSS CHAMBER. HE IS CHARGED WITH THE INDUCTION OF AN 18 TURN COIL NAMED MILLI HENRY WHO WAS FOUND CHOKED AND ROBBED OF VALUABLE JOULES. HE IS ARMED WITH A CARBON ROD AND IS A POTENTIAL KILLER. CAPACITY IS ALSO CHARGED WITH DRIVING DC MOTOR OVER A WHEATSTONE BRIDGE...

REWARD OFFERED A REWARD OF 500 MICROFARADS IS OFFERED FOR THE INFORMATION LEADING TO THE ARREST OF HOP-A-LONG CAPACITY. THIS UNRECTIFIED CRIMINAL ESCAPED FROM A WESTERN PRIMARY CELL WHERE HE HAD BEEN CLAMPED IN IONS AWAITING THE GAUSS CHAMBER. HE IS CHARGED WITH THE INDUCTION OF AN 18 TURN COIL NAMED MILLI HENRY WHO WAS FOUND CHOKED AND ROBBED OF VALUABLE JOULES. HE IS ARMED WITH A CARBON ROD AND IS A POTENTIAL KILLER. CAPACITY IS ALSO CHARGED WITH DRIVING DC MOTOR OVER A WHEATSTONE BRIDGE...

"Hurricane Emily Wrecks Havoc in Mexico" - Associate Press, Tuesday, July 19, 2005 See?  Some Hurricans can do good.  Havoc is now wrecked in Mexico! "London Bombing Briefs"--headline, Olympian (Olympia, Wash.), July 12 British switching to boxers. "Death Less Painful for the Rich"--headline, LiveScience.com, July 8 Are they less dead as well? "Judge Condemns Interior Department"--headline, Associated Press, July 12 New Shopping Mall to be built in its place. ...

"Hurricane Emily Wrecks Havoc in Mexico" - Associate Press, Tuesday, July 19, 2005 See?  Some Hurricans can do good.  Havoc is now wrecked in Mexico! "London Bombing Briefs"--headline, Olympian (Olympia, Wash.), July 12 British switching to boxers. "Death Less Painful for the Rich"--headline, LiveScience.com, July 8 Are they less dead as well? "Judge Condemns Interior Department"--headline, Associated Press, July 12 New Shopping Mall to be built in its place. ...

Due to the popularity of computers and the IQ of those now owning one, I am forced to revise my rates.  Heretofor and forevermore (until the next price hike) is the Rate structure: New computer helpdesk support fees:   Calling me with a question - $10   Calling me with a stupid question - $30   Calling me with a stupid question you can't quite articulate - $50   Implying I'm incompetent because I can't interpret your inarticulate problem description - $100...

Due to the popularity of computers and the IQ of those now owning one, I am forced to revise my rates.  Heretofor and forevermore (until the next price hike) is the Rate structure: New computer helpdesk support fees:   Calling me with a question - $10   Calling me with a stupid question - $30   Calling me with a stupid question you can't quite articulate - $50   Implying I'm incompetent because I can't interpret your inarticulate problem description - $100...

I never dreamed slowly cruising on my motorcycle through a residential neighborhood could be so incredibly dangerous! Little did I suspect. I was on Brice Street - a very nice neighborhood with perfect lawns and slow traffic. As I passed an oncoming car, a brown furry missile shot out from under it and tumbled to a stop immediately in front of me. It was a squirrel, and must have been trying to run across the road when it encountered the car. I really was not going very fast, but there wa...

I never dreamed slowly cruising on my motorcycle through a residential neighborhood could be so incredibly dangerous! Little did I suspect. I was on Brice Street - a very nice neighborhood with perfect lawns and slow traffic. As I passed an oncoming car, a brown furry missile shot out from under it and tumbled to a stop immediately in front of me. It was a squirrel, and must have been trying to run across the road when it encountered the car. I really was not going very fast, but there wa...

"Having more than one nomination could have made things harder, or easier."--Sen. Charles Schumer (D., N.Y.), July 14 Way to be decisive! "Muslim Support for bin Laden Drops"--headline, CBSNews.com, July 14 Maybe he should get an Athletic supporter then "New London Bombing Arrest: Report"--headline, Daily Telegraph (Australia), July 14 Boy!  They must really hate that Emminent Domain SCOTUS Ruling! "Experts in 2005 predict that Alabama will have had a black governor b...

"Having more than one nomination could have made things harder, or easier."--Sen. Charles Schumer (D., N.Y.), July 14 Way to be decisive! "Muslim Support for bin Laden Drops"--headline, CBSNews.com, July 14 Maybe he should get an Athletic supporter then "New London Bombing Arrest: Report"--headline, Daily Telegraph (Australia), July 14 Boy!  They must really hate that Emminent Domain SCOTUS Ruling! "Experts in 2005 predict that Alabama will have had a black governor b...

1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka. The solvent dissolves adhesive. 2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, let set five minutes and wash clean. The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew. 3. To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the lenses with a soft, clean cloth dampened with vodka. The alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass and kills germs. 4. Prolong the life of razors by...

1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka. The solvent dissolves adhesive. 2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, let set five minutes and wash clean. The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew. 3. To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the lenses with a soft, clean cloth dampened with vodka. The alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass and kills germs. 4. Prolong the life of razors by...

We were recently told about an operation of one of our beloved ones at JU.  And we all hoped and prayed she would pull through. But what we did not know was that she was actually getting a Ga'ould Larva implanted in her!  Yes!  check out the link!  Anyone seen that before? Let me clue you in. Teal'c on Stargate SG1?  See the similarity?  Uh, huh. Uh, huh! Now we know that Dharma is Really a Jaffa!  Fierce warrior and carrier of a Ga'ould Larva!  r...