I pick o Editors a lot, so it is only fair that some of the non-editors get their day in the ummm,,,,errrr,...Sun? "Golden, Ripe, Boneless Bananas, 39 Cents A Pound." - Ad in the "Missoulian" by Orange Street Food Farm Boneless? "Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious." - Alan Minter, Boxer Good thing Death is not serious! "I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think light...
I pick o Editors a lot, so it is only fair that some of the non-editors get their day in the ummm,,,,errrr,...Sun? "Golden, Ripe, Boneless Bananas, 39 Cents A Pound." - Ad in the "Missoulian" by Orange Street Food Farm Boneless? "Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious." - Alan Minter, Boxer Good thing Death is not serious! "I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think light...
"Climate Scientists Fear Fudge at G8 Meeting"--headline, NewScientist.com, July 5 But no doubts about Peanut Butter. "Japan Tries to Make Condoms Fun"--headline, Agence France-Presse, July 5 I thought Condoms were FOR FUN?!?!?!?! "Democrats Seek Court Nominee With 'Big Heart' "--headline, Reuters, July 9, 2005 "Daughter: Saddam 'Had a Big Heart' "--headline, CNN.com, Aug. 2, 2003 So are Democrats looking for Saddam for the SCOTUS? "N. Korea Agrees to Nuke Talks"--headl...
"Climate Scientists Fear Fudge at G8 Meeting"--headline, NewScientist.com, July 5 But no doubts about Peanut Butter. "Japan Tries to Make Condoms Fun"--headline, Agence France-Presse, July 5 I thought Condoms were FOR FUN?!?!?!?! "Democrats Seek Court Nominee With 'Big Heart' "--headline, Reuters, July 9, 2005 "Daughter: Saddam 'Had a Big Heart' "--headline, CNN.com, Aug. 2, 2003 So are Democrats looking for Saddam for the SCOTUS? "N. Korea Agrees to Nuke Talks"--headl...
REWARD OFFERED A REWARD OF 500 MICROFARADS IS OFFERED FOR THE INFORMATION LEADING TO THE ARREST OF HOP-A-LONG CAPACITY. THIS UNRECTIFIED CRIMINAL ESCAPED FROM A WESTERN PRIMARY CELL WHERE HE HAD BEEN CLAMPED IN IONS AWAITING THE GAUSS CHAMBER. HE IS CHARGED WITH THE INDUCTION OF AN 18 TURN COIL NAMED MILLI HENRY WHO WAS FOUND CHOKED AND ROBBED OF VALUABLE JOULES. HE IS ARMED WITH A CARBON ROD AND IS A POTENTIAL KILLER. CAPACITY IS ALSO CHARGED WITH DRIVING DC MOTOR OVER A WHEATSTONE BRIDGE...
REWARD OFFERED A REWARD OF 500 MICROFARADS IS OFFERED FOR THE INFORMATION LEADING TO THE ARREST OF HOP-A-LONG CAPACITY. THIS UNRECTIFIED CRIMINAL ESCAPED FROM A WESTERN PRIMARY CELL WHERE HE HAD BEEN CLAMPED IN IONS AWAITING THE GAUSS CHAMBER. HE IS CHARGED WITH THE INDUCTION OF AN 18 TURN COIL NAMED MILLI HENRY WHO WAS FOUND CHOKED AND ROBBED OF VALUABLE JOULES. HE IS ARMED WITH A CARBON ROD AND IS A POTENTIAL KILLER. CAPACITY IS ALSO CHARGED WITH DRIVING DC MOTOR OVER A WHEATSTONE BRIDGE...
"Hurricane Emily Wrecks Havoc in Mexico" - Associate Press, Tuesday, July 19, 2005 See? Some Hurricans can do good. Havoc is now wrecked in Mexico! "London Bombing Briefs"--headline, Olympian (Olympia, Wash.), July 12 British switching to boxers. "Death Less Painful for the Rich"--headline, LiveScience.com, July 8 Are they less dead as well? "Judge Condemns Interior Department"--headline, Associated Press, July 12 New Shopping Mall to be built in its place. ...
"Hurricane Emily Wrecks Havoc in Mexico" - Associate Press, Tuesday, July 19, 2005 See? Some Hurricans can do good. Havoc is now wrecked in Mexico! "London Bombing Briefs"--headline, Olympian (Olympia, Wash.), July 12 British switching to boxers. "Death Less Painful for the Rich"--headline, LiveScience.com, July 8 Are they less dead as well? "Judge Condemns Interior Department"--headline, Associated Press, July 12 New Shopping Mall to be built in its place. ...
Due to the popularity of computers and the IQ of those now owning one, I am forced to revise my rates. Heretofor and forevermore (until the next price hike) is the Rate structure: New computer helpdesk support fees: Calling me with a question - $10 Calling me with a stupid question - $30 Calling me with a stupid question you can't quite articulate - $50 Implying I'm incompetent because I can't interpret your inarticulate problem description - $100...
Due to the popularity of computers and the IQ of those now owning one, I am forced to revise my rates. Heretofor and forevermore (until the next price hike) is the Rate structure: New computer helpdesk support fees: Calling me with a question - $10 Calling me with a stupid question - $30 Calling me with a stupid question you can't quite articulate - $50 Implying I'm incompetent because I can't interpret your inarticulate problem description - $100...
I never dreamed slowly cruising on my motorcycle through a residential neighborhood could be so incredibly dangerous! Little did I suspect. I was on Brice Street - a very nice neighborhood with perfect lawns and slow traffic. As I passed an oncoming car, a brown furry missile shot out from under it and tumbled to a stop immediately in front of me. It was a squirrel, and must have been trying to run across the road when it encountered the car. I really was not going very fast, but there wa...
I never dreamed slowly cruising on my motorcycle through a residential neighborhood could be so incredibly dangerous! Little did I suspect. I was on Brice Street - a very nice neighborhood with perfect lawns and slow traffic. As I passed an oncoming car, a brown furry missile shot out from under it and tumbled to a stop immediately in front of me. It was a squirrel, and must have been trying to run across the road when it encountered the car. I really was not going very fast, but there wa...
"Having more than one nomination could have made things harder, or easier."--Sen. Charles Schumer (D., N.Y.), July 14 Way to be decisive! "Muslim Support for bin Laden Drops"--headline, CBSNews.com, July 14 Maybe he should get an Athletic supporter then "New London Bombing Arrest: Report"--headline, Daily Telegraph (Australia), July 14 Boy! They must really hate that Emminent Domain SCOTUS Ruling! "Experts in 2005 predict that Alabama will have had a black governor b...
"Having more than one nomination could have made things harder, or easier."--Sen. Charles Schumer (D., N.Y.), July 14 Way to be decisive! "Muslim Support for bin Laden Drops"--headline, CBSNews.com, July 14 Maybe he should get an Athletic supporter then "New London Bombing Arrest: Report"--headline, Daily Telegraph (Australia), July 14 Boy! They must really hate that Emminent Domain SCOTUS Ruling! "Experts in 2005 predict that Alabama will have had a black governor b...