You got it right people!  Children are a vast right wing conspricacy to enslave liberals!  There is a thread going on over at the whacko site that has the title as a post plus:

A decade and a half of guilt, manipulation, and assaults. I could not wait to be an adult. Yeah, there were moments of joy, but it was hardly a Norman Rockwell experience. I am glad I don't live in a farm economy or a conservative culture where children are required.

I just don't want to see anything like that again, especially experienced by someone I cared for.

Ok, all you Faux republicans, and we know who you are, show us your kids or you are out of the party!  March! Hup two three four!

"My husband didn't want children, but I knew I would regret it forever if I didn't. The agreement we came to was to have one, but only one child."

Fortunately that is below the maintenance level of a population, so maybe the LLL are going to die out. But I do feel sorry for the kid. "Son, you are a compromise.  Be glad we did not abort you."

And the Piece' de resistance:

I figure there are enough kids on the planet, and if i need to do some lovein, there are plenty out there who need parenting, be it through adoption, community activism, aid work or whatever.

Kids are an economic burden of profound proportions that the republicans use to enslave people by making the parents run so hard on the wheel to cover the economics of kids that nothing is left.

If it really is a biological clock thing and you're not sure, get a puppy.

Good thing that poor puppy cant vote!  With sick parents like that, who needs another burden, eh?