Yes, I, a father of 4, made a major mistake! I bought a rerun! I did not do it on purpose (the company shipped the wrong product). And I did not even look. It said what I thought it should say, and so I was content that my shopping was done!
But low, a star arose! It was not Christ the lord! It was my youngest son! And while proudly showing him the ill gotten booty of his siblings, he noted "Dad, Alex has that one already!". Looking aghast, I realized that indeed, I had the wrong thing!
Alas and alack, it is too late to order on line! So in the morrow, I venture out into the savage tundra occupied by beasts more fearsome than any african Savanah! Yea, though I go into the valley of death, I will fear no evil! for my other son's Christmas is at stake! Nay, I will fear not, for I will be the worst animal in the forest! A father looking for that last Christmas gift for a child!
Beware and be forewarned!
And thank god for little santas that look closer than old men!
Peace on Earth, and Merry Christmas to every one.
Happy Chunaka to MM, Mano and Larry! And have some eggnog on me!