Doctors Orders!

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Published on October 3, 2005 By Dr Guy In Humor

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying, "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in an accident."

"OH NO!" the president exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sits, his head cradled in his hands.

Finally, the president looks up and asks,
"How many is a Brazillion?"

Comments (Page 2)

uDigItTheMost

on Oct 05, 2005

old or not, it's still a good one.

here's one for you.

While visiting England, George Bush is invited to tea with the Queen. He asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She says that it is to surround herself with intelligent people.

Bush asks how she knows if they're intelligent.

"I do so by asking them the right questions," says the Queen. "Allow me to demonstrate."

Bush watches as the Queen phones Tony Blair and says, "Mr. Prime Minister, please answer this question: your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?"

Tony Blair responds, "It's me, ma'am."

"Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir," says the Queen. She hangs up and says, "Did you get that, Mr. Bush?"

Bush nods: "Yes ma'am. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!"

Bush, upon returning to Washington, decides he'd better put the Chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee to the test. Bush summons Dick Lugar to the White House and says, "Senator Lugar, I wonder if you can answer a question for me."

"Why, of course, sir. What's on your mind?"

Bush poses the question: "Uhh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

Lugar ums and ahs and finally asks, "Can I think about it and get back to you?"

Bush agrees, and Lugar leaves. He immediately calls a meeting of other senior Republican senators, and they puzzle over the question for several hours, but nobody can come up with an answer. Finally, in desperation, Lugar calls Condoleezza Rice at the State Department and explains his problem.

"Now look here, Secretary Rice, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

Condoleezza answers immediately, "It's me, of course."

Much relieved, Lugar rushes back to the White House, finds George Bush, and exclaims, "I know the answer, sir! I know who it is! It's Condoleezza Rice!"

And Bush replies in disgust, "Wrong, you dumb sh*t, it's Tony Blair

Dr Guy

on Oct 12, 2005

And Bush replies in disgust, "Wrong, you dumb sh*t, it's Tony Blair

Yea that one was making the rounds with Clinton and Gore back in the 20th century!

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