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Halloween is Coming after all
Published on September 29, 2005 By Dr Guy In Blogging

This is my first try at a fun quiz, so here goes. 

YOU ARE A VAMPIRE

Somewhere in your murky past, you were seduced to the dark side. You developed a fondness for velvet and dark fabrics, for long capes and dark red lipstick. You enjoy the evening, the shadow of the night. You tend to be sensual, and whether it's a new conquest or an old flame, a nibble on the neck is quite enticing.

Keep an eye open for the unbelieving, for those who treasure an early sunrise and have a wooden stake or two in their pockets. You never know when those bat-haters will track you down and put an end to your nocturnal pleasures!

Ok, New rule on my Blog.  Guns and knives are ok, but you have to check your wooden stakes at the door!


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on Sep 29, 2005
Your son told me about your howling at the moon in the middle of the night!


big mouth....
on Sep 29, 2005

Hmmm.... that explains why I've got this craving for dead cow ... Cooked, of course.

What a lame Werewolf!  Go out and catch your own cow!  Geez, next you are going to want Mickey D to serve it to you on a sesame seed bun!

on Sep 29, 2005
And a bird? What kind of Bird? A Hitchcock Bird? A phoenix?


YOU ARE THE BIRDS

You try to mind your own business. You like your forests, where you can be free and roam. But someone keeps antagonizing you. Your prods for them to go away are ignored. Luckily, you're not defenseless. You've got your beaks, you've got your claws. It's time to get some payback for being bothered so much, and to get these people out for good. Just watch out for their weapons - a few shotgun blasts and you're toast!



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Birds single can seem threatening, whether it's a raven watching from a lone tree or a buzzard circling overhead. When you have an entire flock of birds, with sharp beaks and razor talons, they can be downright frightening. Alfred Hitchcock played on this fear in his famous movie, "The Birds".

Great quote:

Diner Lady: Why are they doing this? Why are they doing this? They said when you got here, the whole thing started. Who are you? What are you? Where did you come from? I think you’re the cause of all this. I think you’re evil! EVIL!
on Sep 29, 2005

big mouth....

He just thought I needed to find those big M&Ms fast as that was what you were howling about!

Good news on that front.  I think they will be here soon(the commercials have been on TV).  So I will keep my fangs, er ummmm eyes out for them.

on Sep 29, 2005

Alfred Hitchcock played on this fear in his famous movie, "The Birds".

Aha!  Hitchcock Birds!  That one kept me awake all night!

on Sep 29, 2005
Good news on that front.


yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
on Sep 29, 2005
You try to mind your own business.


I'm still laughing at this one. I'm sure whip might disagree with this.
on Sep 29, 2005

yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

A werewolf that craves chocolate!  You are not going to frighten any kids this holloween!

on Sep 29, 2005

I'm still laughing at this one. I'm sure whip might disagree with this.

Nah!  She snarls at times, but she rarely bites!

on Sep 29, 2005
YOU ARE A WEREWOLF

You love the moon, you love the night, you love the forest. During most of the month you're able to present yourself as a normal part of society, dealing with the boring things that go on daily. But when that full moon begins to rise, you throw off those shackles and run wild, enjoying the rush of freedom, the wilderness and wind and fierce joy. You jump over boulders, splash through lakes. and sure, if someone gets in your way, you tend to push them away rather harshly. But they deserve it, intruding on your one night of pleasure!

Just keep an eye open for those with silver weapons. Some people don't appreciate your one night of fun, and might try to put an end to it.



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The thought that men had beast-aspects within them has been common througout history. There have been fears of werewolves, weretigers, werebears and just about any other fierce creature. Werewolves are probably the best known since wolves can be found in most lands. A werewolf was a human that was infected with lyncanthropy. Every full moon, the person would turn into a fierce wolf, terrorizing the friends and family nearby. Only a silver weapon could kill the werewolf.

I don't like the last question. I would never be vanquished.
on Sep 29, 2005

don't like the last question. I would never be vanquished.

No, {aroow!!!!}, you wont!  Neither will I. I guess we have to come up with our own test!

Ok, so why are all the liberals WereWolves? (well, faux liberals as you guys are really just realists).

Hehehehehe

on Sep 29, 2005
--What a lame Werewolf!  Go out and catch your own cow!  Geez, next you are going to want Mickey D to serve it to you on a sesame seed bun!--

Mickey D serves everything but cow.
on Sep 29, 2005
YOU ARE A ZOMBIE

You had a good life. You lived, you loved, you lost. And now you were looking forward to a long eternal rest, to move on with what the world had in store for you. But it was not to be. Someone has dragged you back out of the grave and sucked your brains out too. You can't even control what you do, you can just plod around. Your friends and family are terrified of you and just want to destroy you. It's all very confusing, but also extremely irritating. Time to whack a screaming teenager or two to teach them a lesson - why did they grab the flashlight instead of something a bit more threatening??

You're stronger than just about anyone you run into, but you're pretty slow. Watch out for those guys with flamethrowers!

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Death has always been a mysterious and somewhat frightening thing for people. Zombies are a nightmare because they allow those you once loved and cared for to become mindless monsters attacking you. Zombies have been talked about in just about every culture there is, from the zombie form of a lover to zombie armies of fierce warriors.

Zombies seem to be prime fodder for movies, and a whole slew of zombie movies have been made. One of the first was White Zombie with Bela Lugosi in 1932 but even Scoobie Doo has jumped in with Scoobie-Doo on Zombie Island.

Quotes:

The most famous is to just wander around and mutter "Brains ... Brains ..."


Damn, they're telling me I have no brain.
(sings) If I Only Had A Brain.

Hey, Doc, make another rule with your "No Stakes" rule. Add a "No Flamethrowers" rule. But if you allow STEAKS then forget the "no flamethrowers" rule, and I want my steak medium rare.
on Sep 29, 2005
double post
on Sep 29, 2005
I am a skeleton.. hmmmmmmmm
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