Damn! You got me. Maybe a lady can help with that question.
Well, since this is under Humor, I am going to have to laugh at your sarcasm!
If we are serious all the time, we become old and wrinkled and ugly (check out picture below on the right).
So the Doc says, laughter keeps you young! I am almost 49 and have no crows feet! Guess it works!
NOW THAT was desperate!
Nah, da Pope has to Canonize you before you are perfect. You are just an accolyte for now!
Do you laugh? You forgot the qualifier.......
Uh, Mano. I hate to break this to you, but since Peter was a Jew, and the Pope is the sucession of Peter, doesn't that make them all Jews?
You dont have that long to wait. Look at JPII!
Yes maam. {bowed head} I will not do that again.
(heheheheheheheehe)