Debate, and discuss, just dont Bore me.
Err, Peta people
Published on June 10, 2005 By Dr Guy In Humor

From a letter to the editor of Asheville Citizen Times, Faye Arrington relates:

I am an animal lover. I am shocked at the speed of automobiles on the Blue Ridge Parkway and have reported same to the rangers.

On a recent Sunday I saw a little squirrel halfway across the road. A driver approached and could have more than given the squirrel time to get out of danger, but no. He hit the little squirrel. I jumped out hoping he [the squirrel] was only dazed. I picked him up, trying to breathe air into his nostrils--his heart was still beating--yet he died in my arms before I got home.

This indifference must end--they are God's creations. We are responsible for their welfare.

I can just see her doing mouth to mouth on a squirrel!  LOL!  If nothing else, Peta sure makes for good humor!


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on Jun 10, 2005
I wonder if she drives slow enough as to not smash any bugs that hit her windshield. They are God's creatures after all.
on Jun 10, 2005
I try very hard not to kill small animals (geckos around here seem to have a death wish, and a couple of times that wish has been granted), and if I can safely pause or swerve to avoid a squirrel or mongoose or cat or whatever, I will.

But I WILL NOT give mouth to mouth to roadkill. I draw the line there.
on Jun 10, 2005

wonder if she drives slow enough as to not smash any bugs that hit her windshield. They are God's creatures after all.

!  You got to wonder!  If nothing else, they do provide comedic relief!

I hope they transfer you closer to home!  I am reading and hoping.

on Jun 10, 2005

try very hard not to kill small animals (geckos around here seem to have a death wish, and a couple of times that wish has been granted), and if I can safely pause or swerve to avoid a squirrel or mongoose or cat or whatever, I will.

But I WILL NOT give mouth to mouth to roadkill. I draw the line there.

Back!  Back!  You are a thinking liberal!  We cannot have them!  We must shun them!

I am like you tex.  I have run over and hit enough animals in my driving days.  And each one is a wound upon my heart (Yea, I am a softee).  But I do draw the line at mouth to mouth.  What if the Squirrell had woken up and bit her?  Rabie shots!

Down here, Peta is big news.  And good for a lot of laughs too! (except when they are being mean and vindictive which is for another blog).

on Jun 10, 2005
The thousands of children in Sudan thank her for her heroic like concern for the squirrels safety.
on Jun 10, 2005
Down here, Peta is big news.


here too... it makes great sandwiches
on Jun 10, 2005
.. like Dr. Guy I pictured her giving mouth to mouth to the squirrel. Well one good thing came out of it. With his last few breaths he got to taste a NUT one last time.
on Jun 11, 2005

The thousands of children in Sudan thank her for her heroic like concern for the squirrels safety.

Would that be the the victims of genocide, or the victims of slavery?

on Jun 11, 2005

here too... it makes great sandwiches

mano, that is PITA, not PETA.  PETA is either the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals or People Eating Tasty Animals. Oh,wait a minute. They do make great sandwishes!

on Jun 11, 2005

.. like Dr. Guy I pictured her giving mouth to mouth to the squirrel. Well one good thing came out of it. With his last few breaths he got to taste a NUT one last time.

Damn that was a good one!  Now that is 3 times on friday that someone has beat me to a great punch line!  Thanks for that!

on Jun 11, 2005
mano, that is PITA, not PETA.


on Jun 14, 2005
With his last few breaths he got to taste a NUT one last time.


ROFLMBO... too funny!
on Jun 14, 2005

ROFLMBO... too funny!

Life is filled with ironies!

on Jun 14, 2005
Life is filled with ironies!

Yeah, the steam ironies are the best.
on Jun 15, 2005

Yeah, the steam ironies are the best.

I like mine fried.

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