Debate, and discuss, just dont Bore me.
From our LLL friends at DU.org!
Published on June 10, 2005 By Dr Guy In Politics

You got it right people!  Children are a vast right wing conspricacy to enslave liberals!  There is a thread going on over at the whacko site that has the title as a post plus:

A decade and a half of guilt, manipulation, and assaults. I could not wait to be an adult. Yeah, there were moments of joy, but it was hardly a Norman Rockwell experience. I am glad I don't live in a farm economy or a conservative culture where children are required.

I just don't want to see anything like that again, especially experienced by someone I cared for.

Ok, all you Faux republicans, and we know who you are, show us your kids or you are out of the party!  March! Hup two three four!

"My husband didn't want children, but I knew I would regret it forever if I didn't. The agreement we came to was to have one, but only one child."

Fortunately that is below the maintenance level of a population, so maybe the LLL are going to die out. But I do feel sorry for the kid. "Son, you are a compromise.  Be glad we did not abort you."

And the Piece' de resistance:

I figure there are enough kids on the planet, and if i need to do some lovein, there are plenty out there who need parenting, be it through adoption, community activism, aid work or whatever.

Kids are an economic burden of profound proportions that the republicans use to enslave people by making the parents run so hard on the wheel to cover the economics of kids that nothing is left.

If it really is a biological clock thing and you're not sure, get a puppy.

Good thing that poor puppy cant vote!  With sick parents like that, who needs another burden, eh?


Comments
on Jun 10, 2005
You know, for a bunch of kooks that call conservatives stupid, the best trap we have set is having kids.  Dont have any?  And the kooks die out.  Have them?  And fall into the wascally wepublican twap!  hehehehehehehe
on Jun 10, 2005
Kids are an economic burden of profound proportions that the republicans use to enslave people by making the parents run so hard on the wheel to cover the economics of kids that nothing is left.


Heh, we're working hard on a third economic burden of profound proportions. Between the help with vacuuming, the gifts of fresh-picked flowers, the hugs, and the doo-doo jokes, children are worth the cost.
on Jun 10, 2005
Heh, we're working hard on a third economic burden of profound proportions. Between the help with vacuuming, the gifts of fresh-picked flowers, the hugs, and the doo-doo jokes, children are worth the cost.


[sarcasm]back, back! (makes cross with fingers). You are an abomination! A thinking, sane, rational, caring loving liberal!

OMG! I am melting melting! I can not stand the light of her goodness! What a world! What a cruel world![/sarcasm]

Ok, Sarcasm off, thank you. And the best of luck! After 4, here is my take on the third.

Now, they will outnumber you!!!! MWuahahahahah! (seriously!)
on Jun 11, 2005

Oh hell yeah, Tex, and to think that quiz labeled you a liberal republican! If you start screaming "oh my God oh my God" while 'working hard' on that third little one, your goose is cooked, because as I said on another thread, invoking Deity is the first symptom of Conservatism!"

Come into the light!  All are welcome!  All are welcome!