"Hussein May Be Hanged by Spring, Lawyer Says"--headline, Los Angeles Times, Nov. 7

Are they running out of rope?

"School Bus Injuries Much More Common Than Thought"--headline, HealthDay.com, Nov. 6

Appaerntly not a lot of thought in school busses.

"The Geneva-based World Health Organization will chose its seventh leader this week."--Washington Times, Nov. 6

Not much job security in that job!

"Has Madonna Become a Jew for Jesus?"--headline, MSNBC.com, Nov. 6

Most mothers are very supportive of their children.

"Duct Tape No Magical Cure for Warts, Study Finds"--headline, Reuters, Nov. 6

Does WD40 work?

"Major Networks Won't Show Irish-Air Force"--headline, Chicago Tribune, Nov. 6

All 3 Curtis bi-planes?

"Prostitution Not Limited to Truck Stops"--headline, WTVQ-TV Web site (Lexington, Ky.), Nov. 8

You mean stores get screwed to?

"Discovery Creeps to Launch Pad"--headline, CNN.com, Nov. 9

Why would creeps want to fire off a pad?

"Party Chairs Discuss Election"--headline, Paris (Texas) News, Nov. 10

That is why you never discuss politics at a festive occassion - the furniture talks!

"Merkel Warns Turkey on 'Very, Very Serious Situation' "--headline, EUObserver.com, Nov. 6

Tom, I hate to break this to you, but you have 1 week to live!

"Georgia Province Votes for Independence" --Headline, AP 11-13-06

Atlanta votes to Join Florida. Cites warmer winters.

"Zoo to Teach Panda to Mate With Porn Videos" --Headline, AP 11-13-06

Isn't that kind of kinky?  A panda and a DVD?

"Manatees Not as Dumb as First Thought" --Headline, AP 11-13-06

Apparently, even the animals are smarter than thoughts.