"Fatal Tour Boat Unsafe"--headline, Times Union (Albany, N.Y.), July 26
I think I would take the non-fatal one in any case.
"Georgia Sends Force to Rebel Area"--headline, BBC Web site, July 25
Boy that call went out about 140 years too late!
"Parents' Death Will Scar Kids, Expert Says"--headline, Rocky Mountain News (Denver), July 25
It is hell on the parents too!
"Wife-Mistress Introduction Can Be Touchy"--headline, Houston Chronicle, July 27
It can scar the man a lot too!
"Wife, Friend Tie Congressman to Consulting Firm." --headline, Wahington Post, July 28
A new position for the Kama Sutra?
"George W. Wetherill, 80, Expert on Dating of Rocks, Dies"--headline, New York Times, July 28
Might as well have died if he cant tell the difference between rocks and women!
"Khan Pleads Not Guilty to Dangerous Driving Charge"--headline, Associated Press, July 27
Heard Yelling "I will get you yet Admeeral Kirk!"