Zero Tolerance - Still Zero Intelligence

Published on March 3, 2006 By Dr Guy In Current Events

Gideon has his CPS Series, and I think I am going to start a Zero Tolerance series as the stories are just too stupid to believe. But unlike fiction, these are facts.

The latest is a 12 year old boy in a Chicago suburb that brought Powdered sugar to school for a science project. He was busted! For what? Bringing a "look alike" substance! Since when is powdered sugar illegal? Do you know now many cops are going to get busted now for having some powdered sugar on their uniforms after their latest Donut Fix!

These idiots that are supposed to be educating our chidren defy a label of stupid! They have gone beyond stupid! What next? Jello because it looks like nitro gel?

Comments (Page 2)

Dr Guy

on Mar 04, 2006

Wouldn't it be easier to just cane him and get it over with?

Nah! That would have been abuse. Unlike booking him on a felony.

Dr Guy

on Mar 04, 2006

Wouldn't it be easier to just cane him and get it over with?

Sugar cane him?

Ok, ok, that was terrible. I know.

But it was a good pun! *Groan*

Dr Guy

on Mar 04, 2006

Hey, Doc----good article. I kept expecting you to post on mine:

I did not know it was there, but have read it. Great one! Another one-two punch on the ZT stupidity.

stevendedalus

on Mar 06, 2006

Nah! That would have been abuse. Unlike booking him on a felony.

Not even sugar cane? Worth repeating.

Or beat him with an old fashioned Halloween sock filled with powdered sugar.

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