It just was not in the US. And it was not by Fox News Network And the man shot the fox first, so it was self defense! But it Happened!
Well, it is a different way to answer a phone.
"Mercury Drops, Revives Cold Wave"--headline, Times of India, Jan. 22 WOW! And I thought it was the other way around - a cold wave causes the mercury to drop "Uranus Factory Outlet LIVES!"--headline, OnMilwaukee.com, Jan. 12 Creature from the black cesspool? "Stars Shoot Down Ducks"--headline, National Post (Canada), Jan. 22 This one is not Dick Cheney's fault. "State Officials Travel to China to Sell Georgia"--headline, Atlanta Journal-Constitution, Jan. 21 Nothing go...
"Lawmakers to Consider Spanking Ban"--headline, WCVB-TV Web site (Boston), Nov. 27 They are tired of getting them no doubt. "Flea's Home Destroyed by Wildfire"--headline, KXAS-TV Web site (Dallas), Nov. 26 No more Flea Circus " 'Law & Order' Returns Wednesday"--headline, Associated Press, Dec. 4 Until then, every one for themself! "Turkey Shoots at Jones Hunting Preserve"--headline, "Today's Events," Kingsport (Tenn.) Times-News Web site Tha...
"School Might Drop 'Chrysler' "--headline, Detroit News, Nov. 6 Testing the theory of gravity? "Calif. Court Considers Marijuana Use"--headline, Associated Press, Nov. 6 Probably improve their rulings. "Extra Weight Said Won't Raise Death Risk"--headline, Associated Press, Nov. 6 I guess even skinny people die. "Scientists Discover Planet Orbiting Star"--headline, Associated Press, Nov. 6 Earth rediscovered. "Paul McCartney Spied With Another Woman"--headline,...
"Dallas Man Shoots, Kills Burglar Twice in 1 Month"--headline, KTVT-TV Web site (Dallas), Oct. 14 We have to pass law like the chinese and outlaw re-incarnation. "Pigs Used to Increase Water Flow in Cartersville"--headline, Daily Tribune (Cartersville, Ga.), Oct. 14 Customers complain about yellow color of water. "AP IMPACT: Calif. Water Is Getting Worse"--headline, Associated Press, Oct. 12 Must be using the pigs to increase the flow. "Australian Man Survives Nine-Stor...
"Local Man to Reproduce, Sell Texaco Fire Hats"--headline, Grand Rapids (Mich.) Press, Sept. 24 Hermaphrodite! "New Xerox Products Promise Deep Cuts"--headline, Associated Press, Sept. 24 Are they being sold to the federal government? "Firefighters Practice on Airplane"--headline, Tallahassee (Fla.) Democrat, Sept. 25 Fire at 30,000 feet! "Amputated Leg Found in Second-Hand Smoker"--headline, Rocky Mountain News (Denver), Sept. 26 Well, they do claim second hand s...
This story was passed to me by a friend. The story is good enough and I am sure some Ad guy has a beet red face. But the comments are priceless (well, most of them - ignore Jerome). And provide a stark contrast to a recent episode involving another religion and a name. Read the comments and enjoy! But please dont drink while reading them. Your monitor does not need a coffee bath. LOL
"Soldier From Venus Dies in Iraq"--headline, Dallas Morning News, Sept. 8 Now THAT is an illegal alien! "China Agrees to Lead Paint Ban"--headline, Associated Press, Sept. 11 No more color - natural wood only. "Bay City Schools Adds Staff to Handle More Kindergartners"--headline, Bay City (Mich.) Times, Sept. 11 No more spare the rod crap in Bay City. "Washington Leads Nation in Putting Off Retirement"--headline, Associated Press, Sept. 12 Our founders aknow the v...
"Many Found Sexually Active Into the 70s"--headline, New York Times, Aug. 23 The 80s were a drag decade tho. "Pigeons Took Toll on Minn. Bridge"--headline, Boston Globe, Aug. 23 "Pay up or we poop!" "Warner Brothers to Turn All 15 Oz Books Into Movies"--headline, Slashdot.org, Aug. 22 Pounders and above were deemed too heavy of a subject matter. "Japanese Researchers Freeze Ovaries, Put Them Back"--headline, Agence France-Presse, Aug. 23 And they wonder why we hav...
"Middle East Unmoved by Bush Summit Plan"--headline, Guardian (London), July 17 The mountain did not come to Mohammed. "Shuttle Crew Practice Countdown"--headline, CNN.com, July 17 They keep skipping 7. "Local Obesity Conference Draws Large Crowd"--headline, Montgomery (Ala.) Advertiser, July 19 And the local Anorexic conference draws thin ones? "Fencing Would Assist Border Agents"--headline, TownHall.com, July 19 Broad swords at dawn! "It's Official: Earthquak...
"Earth Is Smaller Than Thought, New Measurements Show"--headline, National Geographic, July 9 It really is a small world after all. "France Needs to Quit Thinking and 'Get to Work' "--headline, CNNMoney.com, July 10 Maybe they are just thinking of getting to work? "Prince William to Check Immigration Status"--headline, Washington Times, July 11 Even the Royals are not immune! "Internet Blamed for Shanghai Teen Pregnancies"--headline, Reuters, July 10 Shades of the...
"First Baby Born From Egg Matured in Lab and Frozen"--headline, Reuters, July 2 Are they going to thaw it out in time for easter? "Shots Could Help You Lose That Pot Belly"--headline, MSNBC.com, July 1 And your life! "Turtles to Test Wireless Network"--headline, Associated Press, July 4 The Slowskis are moving up in the world! Sloooowwwwly "Euro Skirts With Record High; Pound Hits 26-Year Peak"--headline, Agence France-Presse, July 3 Minis are back on t...