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We should hang the culprit after pasting on a Phony Mustache!
Published on July 21, 2005 By Dr Guy In Misc

Just after posting this article:

JoeUser... I come before you on a matter of grave import. I come to speak to an issue that threatens the very fabric of our little Universe, our sacred corner of the great Information Superhighway. This is a disease of the mind, one that is highly contagous and is slowly eating away at the moral and intellectual fiber of this great place.

JU went dark for days!  While the Team of Wonder Karma, Cordelia Underdog, and her faithful companion Kator (formerly of the green hornet), and their mysterious leader, Frogboy worked hard and long well into the wee hours of the weekend and then the next week to correct this problem, the above poster, having performed a hystericalectomy on JU had brought it to his knees!

He did not even use a sterile scalpel!  But instead a rusty old saw!

For almost a week, the citizens of JUville were reduced to the barbaric state of emails and du.org for their daily fix!

For this crime, we should sentence the interloper to 1000 handshakes of a buzzer, 250 whoopee cushions, 5 false mustaches and glasses, and 2 rubber chickens!

Yea, he has wrought grievous harm on the mild mannered citizens of JUville, and should be made to sit through 168 straight hours of the CURRENT SNL!

Be forewarned!  Next time you attempt a laughectomy without anesthesia, you will pay with your funny bone!  We are a peaceful people, but can be pushed to insane laughter should you crash this peaceful enclave again, you dastardly uno!

Now returning you to your normal JU insanity.


Comments
on Jul 21, 2005

For those how have not guessed, the perpertrator of this heinous crime is none other than Zoomba!

I am glad I am not Zoomba!

on Jul 21, 2005
LIES! If I hold any fault in the matter it is purely coincidental! I believe the attack was retribution for exposing them to the JU community. I spoke truth, so they sought to silence me!

Oh, and just a few minutes before you posted your article, I added a comment to my thread about the odd timing between exposing the pranksters and the site crashing. You and I are starting to think too much alike!

on Jul 21, 2005

Oh, and just a few minutes before you posted your article, I added a comment to my thread about the odd timing between exposing the pranksters and the site crashing. You and I are starting to think too much alike!

I had been thinking of this since it went dark after your article.  But I will deny we think alike until after they finish tar and feathering you!

on Jul 21, 2005
Duh.... Do i know you?
Where am I??
Are we really here or is this a Page Cannot Be Viewed???
on Jul 21, 2005

Duh.... Do i know you?
Where am I??
Are we really here or is this a Page Cannot Be Viewed???

I am the little troll down the street.  This is just a dream.  Go back to sleep!

on Jul 21, 2005
I'm just trying to picture you reading DU Guy...::

It is good to have JU back though.
on Jul 21, 2005

I'm just trying to picture you reading DU Guy...::

It is good to have JU back though.

Actaully, I was reading the Museum of Left WIng Lunacy, when du.org discovered the site, so I was having a fun time reading their comments about it.

on Jul 22, 2005
There I was all poised to post my first article in weeks, and JU wasn't in existence!
on Jul 22, 2005

There I was all poised to post my first article in weeks, and JU wasn't in existence!

They seem to have her purring like a kitten now!  Post away!  But just to spite Zoomba, put some sarcasm in it as well !

on Jul 30, 2005
As you command Dr Guy!
on Jul 30, 2005
As you command Dr Guy!


YOu did well my son! Welcome to the light side! (hoohaw hoohaw)
on Jul 31, 2005
citizens of JUville


aka the State of Israel
on Aug 01, 2005

aka the State of Israel

I thought we were next door to Whoville.  Seen Horton lately?

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