A few days late, but not any less great! Our (un)beloved (now ex) governor, head of the Donkey Nutjob Clowns (DNC) is now just a blight on the history of this great commonwealth. But before we bid a welcome good-bye, let us reminisce on some of his last great statements:
On seeing a demonstration against raising road taxes (if the worse recession since the great depresion according to his masters), he told the crowd - "Then stay off the road!" Such a nice guy. Does this mean that all the taxes they had already paid went to the Donkey Clowns?
On why Biden was a good VP choice for Virginia - "He comes from a state that bordres Virgina." While I accept we have to live with carpet baggers (NY actually encourages them to move to the state), why cant they at least know the geography of the state?
Upon being asked what he was going to do for tourism in Virginia, he said "Close 2/3 of the rest stops". Yea,make Virginia a welcome place!
The list goes on and on, but not at least there will be no more additions to the list of the (ig)noble Ted Matthews - AKA TIm Kaine. But it is as it should be, for the real Ted Matthews is now in DC, and some actually call him Mr. Vice President! 2 peas in a pod.
Take my ex-governor - please!