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Published on March 3, 2008 By Dr Guy In Republican

Egged on by the  NY Times that now has a hate (in the love/hate cycle) relationship with John McCain, the left blogosphere is questioning McCain's eligibility to be president.  It seems there is this little clause in the constitution about being a "natural-born citizen".  And no further explanation is forthcoming from the constitution.  However, there is that law, passed by the founders (which they love to run back to for "intent") in 1790 that citizens: “born beyond the sea, or out of the limits of the United States to be natural born.”

But intent is only valid when trying to add liberal causes to the constitution apparently, and not when it concerns people places or things conservative (or I should say Republican since McCain is anything but conservative).

It really is humorous.  Despite the fact they have 2 great candidates (Damn!  Even live writer does not have sarcasm tags), they are still full of fear that the new messiah will not be coming from Illinois.

Let's see, McCain has not been nominated yet, but we have a faux sex scandal, now a faux birth scandal.  And this was after endorsing him.  With endorsement like these, who needs mud from the democrats?  just get an endorsement from the NY Times for all the mud that is [not] fit to print by the bloated old lady - the NY Crimes.

Anyone want to speculate on what is next for McCain?  Maybe some cheating on an exam in flight school?  No suggestion is too outrageous as I am sure the NY Times will make it seem tame.


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on Mar 03, 2008
The Times Ombudsman is the only sane person left there.
on Mar 03, 2008
This kind of stuff just makes these loons look even more loony and they wonder why they don't get taken seriously.

The phrase natural-born citizen obviously means that the person was born a US citizen as opposed to being a naturalized citizen. Do these people even understand the concept of common sense or is it as foreign to them as the idea of personal responsibility?

The guy was born on a US military base for Christ's sake.
on Mar 03, 2008
I heard McCain was one of those reptile people trying to take over our government...see if he curls up in the sun to boost his metabolism.

~Zoo
on Mar 03, 2008

Dr Guy,

As a leftist I agree wholeheartedly with you that the left is indeed, getting quite desperate.

The next scandal will be the accusation that McCain had a computer chip implanted in his brain when we was a POW by the NVA and that they are quietly biding their time until he can get into office to activate their mind control device.

Once this ploy falls through, our next scheme to derail the McCain steamroller/juggernaut will be to run interference by confusing the masses with nonsensical occurences. The first of these events will be called "Klingons in Congress". It will mostly entail a large number of  klingons storming the congress. This will bring new meaning to the definition of a lobbyist, and there will be much yelling in Klingonee. There will be bat'leth competitions and of course the "eat until you puke" Gahk eating contest. I will be present for this, dressed as a klingon.  As klingon lobbyists you can be quite assured that we will push for an aggressive militarist policy, proclaiming that all sentient creatures need to be brought under the heel of the Empire, especially after that unfortunate mining incident on Praxis.

After klingons in congress has run it's course (I don't think our bat'leths and disruptors will be much good against the police) we will enter our own "red-herring" presidential candidate called the Flying Spaghetti Monster. His platform will be that if he wins he will guarantee free pasta for everyone, and of course that his noodly appendage will protect all the good folks from terrorism.

Now that you know our plans for foiling McCain, can't say you weren't warned ahead of time!

on Mar 03, 2008
Thanks for the heads up, Artysim.
on Mar 03, 2008
The next scandal will be the accusation that McCain had a computer chip implanted in his brain when we was a POW by the NVA and that they are quietly biding their time until he can get into office to activate their mind control device.


Hmmm, now that bit could be true. You know how sneaky those little yellow bastards can be.
on Mar 04, 2008

The Times Ombudsman is the only sane person left there.

In the world of the blind, the one eyed man is king.  He aint that great either.

on Mar 04, 2008

Do these people even understand the concept of common sense or is it as foreign to them as the idea of personal responsibility?

What is obvious to the common man, CANNOT be obvious to them.  For they libve on the manipulation of the law by sweet talking lawyer (note Edwards).  So every word has to be dissected until it no longer even remotely resmebles the meaning (taken in context), so that some new law can be ajudicated, isntead of passed by legislation.

on Mar 04, 2008

I heard McCain was one of those reptile people trying to take over our government...see if he curls up in the sun to boost his metabolism.

That would be the "V" scandal.

on Mar 04, 2008

Now that you know our plans for foiling McCain, can't say you weren't warned ahead of time!

Duly warned and noted!  As for the Gahk eating contest - one of them squirmy critters would make me reach my limit.

on Mar 04, 2008

Hmmm, now that bit could be true. You know how sneaky those little yellow bastards can be.

Actually, I am wondering when "The Manchurian Candidate" scenario will be played out.  Maybe not next, but within the next 8 months for sure.  Want a bet it gets lot of traction on du.org, moron.org, puffingtonhost.com, and monkeys-r-us.com?

on Mar 04, 2008
the only sane person left there.


Sane, but wrong.
on Mar 04, 2008
Sane, but wrong.


Consistently so.
on Mar 04, 2008

The next scandal was signalled by Gloria Steinham.  Apparently to the Queen of Feminazis, his former POW status is meaningless and being a war vet just means he was trained to kill people.

I wonder if her man-hating, sexist bigotry even listens to what she says anymore.  

I'm sure the left is ready to "swiftboat" McCain's military record.  Even if they consider "swiftboating" tantamount to torture.

on Mar 07, 2008

The next scandal was signalled by Gloria Steinham. Apparently to the Queen of Feminazis, his former POW status is meaningless and being a war vet just means he was trained to kill people.

I dont see that as a scandal, just a minimization as they double speak (after Kerry in 04) about it.  His war record can be minimized, but unless they come up with a commie officer who testifies he collaborated (or was brainwashed ala the Manchurian candidate), I cannot see it as a scandal.

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