"School Might Drop 'Chrysler' "--headline, Detroit News, Nov. 6

Testing the theory of gravity?

"Calif. Court Considers Marijuana Use"--headline, Associated Press, Nov. 6

Probably improve their rulings.

"Extra Weight Said Won't Raise Death Risk"--headline, Associated Press, Nov. 6

I guess even skinny people die.

"Scientists Discover Planet Orbiting Star"--headline, Associated Press, Nov. 6

Earth rediscovered.

"Paul McCartney Spied With Another Woman"--headline, CNN.com, Nov. 7

Mata hari?

"Newly Discovered Planets Are Scorchingly Hot"--headline, FoxNews.com, Nov. 9

They have humans too that are causing global warming?

"Mexican Relishes Hunt for U.S. Fugitives"--headline, Associated Press, Nov. 11

What?  No Salsa?

"NJ School Cameras Fed Live to Cops"--headline, WCBS-TV Web site (New York), Nov. 12

Must have run out of doughuts.

"Teacher Dispatches Raccoon With Nail Gun"--headline, Associated Press, Nov. 13

It gives new meaning to "beaver patrol"!

"Conservationists Hail Hilton Drunk Elephants Appeal"--headline, Guardian (London), Nov. 13

Now we find out what her real audience is!

"German Train Strike Cripples Passenger, Freight Networks"--headline, Agence France-Presse, Nov. 15

Well, at least it did not kill the passengers.

"Sun May Be Smaller Than Thought"--headline, NewScientist.com, Nov. 19

Thought seems to be bigger than expected.

"Wayward Whale Found Dead in Amazon"--headline, Associated Press, Nov. 21

I guess they do sell anything!

"Fertility Docs Try for Single Births"--headline, Chicago Tribune, Nov. 26

Instead of Multiple Birth?

"Meat, Poultry, Vegetables Feel Heat From Global Warming"--headline, Agence France-Presse, Nov. 24

It sure aint sushi then!

"Salem Man Shot at Mom With Baby Driving Minivan, Police Say"--headline, KGW Web site (Portland, Ore.), Nov. 23

Is that baby loaded? or I guess that is why they call it a "mini" van if a baby is driving it.