Careful kiddies!  You are no longer allowed to use the English language in certain schools as the brain dumb administrators have decided that speaking English is verboten!

In the latest episode of colossal stupidity on the part of school administrators, a student was suspended for using the "N" word!  *Gasp* Say it ain't so Joe!

It ain't.  His felony?  He said he knew how to make a noose, but declined to do so.  And for that he was suspended for 10 days!  So now we not only have THE n word, we have the N word as well.  Nooses!

The boy is said to be almost a boy scout, so I guess in this PC crazed world, that is an immediate condemnation of a bad person.  And of course one of the things that boy scouts are known for is how to tie knots (Grannys and squares too! - does mentioning a granny knot get you suspended as well?).

So in order to protect the tender sensibilities of all the students from learning that a knot is a knot and knowing HOW to tie one is a felony on some school campuses, the brain dumb administrators suspended him (and adversely affected his grades as well).

Of course we don't know the whole story, as we only have the linked article to go by. But you got to love it when you read the following 2 sentences:

There's apparently been some racial tension in the band at Lee's Summit West, specifically on the drum line. 

The school district said it can't comment because of privacy issues, but said no one is aware of any racial tensions at the school. 

There is apparently racial tensions (made worse by the brain dumbs), but they are not aware of any racial tensions.  How Orwellian!

Apparently the only racial tensions at that school is in the brains of the administrators when their 2 lone neurons try to transverse the length of the brain.  From anus to mouth.

Next on the hit parade - Mooses!  Looks too much like the new N word.