Debate, and discuss, just dont Bore me.
Published on December 20, 2007 By Dr Guy In Humor

"Dallas Man Shoots, Kills Burglar Twice in 1 Month"--headline, KTVT-TV Web site (Dallas), Oct. 14

We have to pass law like the chinese and outlaw re-incarnation.

"Pigs Used to Increase Water Flow in Cartersville"--headline, Daily Tribune (Cartersville, Ga.), Oct. 14

Customers complain about yellow color of water.

"AP IMPACT: Calif. Water Is Getting Worse"--headline, Associated Press, Oct. 12

Must be using the pigs to increase the flow.

"Australian Man Survives Nine-Storey Fall in His Underpants"--headline, Agence France-Presse, Oct. 16

Now that is a large pair of pants to fill!

"Britney Turns Herself Into Police"--headline, LiveNews.com.au, Oct. 16

Sting demands Royalties

"Neanderthals May Have Talked"--headline, Reuters, Oct. 18

At least the females did.

"Pelosi Rebukes Stark For Inflammatory Bush Comments"--headline, KNTV Web site (San Jose, Calif.), Oct. 19

Democrats hate any reference to religion.

"Giants Are Motivated in Absence of Barber"--headline, New York Times, Oct. 24

Samson on a rampage.

"Learn to Raise Happy Children Up to Age 6"--headline, Idaho Statesman, Oct. 24

And then make them unhappy?

"Iraqis Try to Defuse Tension With Turkey"--headline, Associated Press, Oct. 26

 Really Tom, we dont have a Thanksgiving day here.  Would we Lie?

"Neanderthals Described as Red-Haired"--headline, ABCNews.com, Oct. 25

Whew!  That leaves me out, I have brown hair.

"Being a Condom Tester Is a Hard Job"--headline, Durex press release, Oct. 22

Do we really have to go there?

"Red-Light Cameras to Ticket Humble Drivers"--headline, KPRC-TV Web site, Nov. 1

Guess we should be aggressive!

"Police Impersonator Sought"--headline, Boston Globe, Nov. 5

Aren't they called strippers?


Comments
on Dec 20, 2007
Ah good to see these back up again!

"Dallas Man Shoots, Kills Burglar Twice in 1 Month"--headline, KTVT-TV Web site (Dallas), Oct. 14

Mittens reported to have 6 more lives.

"Britney Turns Herself Into Police"--headline, LiveNews.com.au, Oct. 16

Village People working on new band.

"Pelosi Rebukes Stark For Inflammatory Bush Comments"--headline, KNTV Web site (San Jose, Calif.), Oct. 19


Comment was below the belt.

on Dec 20, 2007
Village People working on new band.


  

Comment was below the belt.


Zoinks! I thought one of mine was risque.

on Dec 20, 2007
Zoinks! I thought one of mine was risque


hehe I even toned it down a bit but it was too perfect of set up.
on Dec 20, 2007
Couple of classics in there.
on Dec 20, 2007

Couple of classics in there.

Editors are always supplying us with laughs.

on Dec 24, 2007

I wish a wonderful Christmas to you and your family, Dr. Guy!

on Dec 26, 2007

I wish a wonderful Christmas to you and your family, Dr. Guy!

Thanks Ted.  I hope you had a great Christmas, and your new year is better than any before!

on Dec 26, 2007
"Britney Turns Herself Into Police"--headline, LiveNews.com.au, Oct. 16


Underwear no longer required uniform item.

"Iraqis Try to Defuse Tension With Turkey"--headline, Associated Press, Oct. 26


But stuffing tensions cause riot.

"Police Impersonator Sought"--headline, Boston Globe, Nov. 5


Britney in hiding.
on Dec 26, 2007
Britney in hiding.


Cant get away from Britney!

on Dec 26, 2007