"CBS Chief: Rather Comments Were 'Sexist' "--headline, Associated Press, June 12

We'd rather he not comment sexist.

"U.S. Grant Winds Up as 2 Ships Gone Awry"--headline, New York Times, June 13

That would be R.E. Lee and J.E.B. Stuart.

"Georgia Will Allow Lethal Execution"--headline, Atlanta Journal-Constitution, June 13

So much for the non-lethal executions.

"Al Gore Announces Live Earth Turkey"--headline, United Press International, June 13

Still Promoting his movie I see.

"Getting Something Out of Nothing"--headline, FoxNews.com, June 11

Houdini rises from the grave.

"Baby-Making at a Crossroads"--headline, MSNBC.com, June 13

"Why dont we do it in the road"?

"Group Calls on City to Drop Chlorine Gas"--headline, Times (Trenton, N.J.), June 14

Verdun sees Deja Vu.

"Santa Cruz City Leads Effort to Jump Start Climate Changes"--headline, Santa Cruz (Calif.) Sentinel, June 13

They have very long jumper cables attached to the sun.

"Tyson Recall Does Not Affect Local Stores"--headline, Texarkana (Texas) Gazette, June 13

Ear futures are in a nose dive however.

"Cop Interrupts Pair Having Sex on Crane"--headline, Associated Press, June 14

Crane relieved.

"Home Invaders Attack Man With Swordfish Snout"--headline, Australian Associated Press, June 13

ADA outraged over hate crime on the differently appearanced.

"Poll Finds Most of World Is Cool With China Catching Up With U.S."--headline, WorldTribune.com, June 15

Global warming is only America warming?  China in hot pursuit however.

"L.A. Hospital Outlines Response to Death"--headline, Associated Press, June 17

"Press 1 if dying, 2 if near death, 3 if already dead".